McGlothlan

Baby sister...

2011-09-26T12:55:00.000-07:00

Oh man...I just realized I haven't even written a blog about this baby...good thing she'll be here in just a few weeks and then we'll have pictures. :)

The other day while we were driving, the boys were having this conversation:

Bailey (4): Lewis! Aren't you SO excited to have a baby sister?

Lewis (almost 3): NO! I not excited, Bailey.

Bailey: Oh c'mon Lewis! It will be so fun!

Lewis: NO, Bailey. It not gonna be fun.

Bailey is clearly the optimist in the family. Lewis? Now, he's more of a realist. And a little more intuitive. I think he's realized that having a baby sister is not really going to pan out for him. We're letting Bailey live in ignorance just a little longer... :)

Full service

2011-05-25T11:07:00.000-07:00

The other morning while getting ready to take Bailey to school, this conversation happened:

Mommy: Hey Bailey, can you go grab my shoes?
Bailey (4.5): Sure, Mommy!

Bailey (returns while carrying my shoes in a shopping bag): Here you go!
Mommy: Thanks, Buddy. That was really helpful.
Bailey (literally tipping his hat): Happy to be of service!

What's in a name?

2011-03-04T12:43:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, Bailey had a new girl in his preschool class. When we walked in and he started to take his coat off and spotted her, he immediately gave her the once over, then the stink eye. She immediately stink eyed him back.

Bailey (4): What's your name?
New girl: ...
New girl's mom: Her name is Alison. Or you can also call her Ali.

New girl gives the stink eye to Bailey, Bailey's mom and her own mom.

New girl: I don't have a name.
New girl's mom: Yes, you do.

Bailey (obviously since she had no name, she wouldn't understand his name either): My name is BAI-LEY.

Bailey's mom to new girl's mom: Don't worry, they'll get along just fine.

Who's there?

2010-12-22T18:28:00.000-08:00

Bailey just told me his first "Knock Knock" joke. It went a little something like this:

Bailey (4): Knock, knock...who's there?

Mommy: Who's there?

Bailey: Me!

Mommy: Me, who?

Bailey: Bailey!

Pot or kettle?

2010-09-16T16:20:00.000-07:00

Last night Bailey was getting so exasperated with his little brother that he finally just exclaimed "LEWIS! You are the naughtiest little boy in the whole wide world!" At that moment, I couldn't have agreed more.

Good news and bad news...

2010-09-16T16:19:00.000-07:00

Bailey to Mommy first thing in the morning: Well Mommy, I've got good news and bad news.

Mommy: What's the bad news?

Bailey: Weeeellll, it has to do with Ama going to jail.

Mommy: ...

Preschool time already?!

2010-09-16T16:06:00.000-07:00

Well, Bailey had his first day of preschool last week (pictures to come)...he's in Mrs. Trouble's class (her name is actually Mrs. Strobel but hey, who's keeping track?). In anticipation of this event, I spent quite a bit of time contemplating how he would behave at school. Part of me suspected he would act just like he does at home (and probably get expelled during the first week) and part of me (a VERY small part) wondered if he would be a little more shy since it was people he didn't know, in a place he'd never been. Which do you think it was?

During the first visit, they have what's called a "gradual entry" where they have the parents stay and it's just for one hour and they do an abbreviated schedule of how the normal days would go. During the drive to preschool, Bailey says to me "Mommy, why do you have to stay? Can't you just drop me off?" Um, hello?! I thought I would have at least a few more years before he was trying to shake me off at the curb. I said "No. I'm staying." Within the first 5 minutes of school, he had zeroed in on a little boy named "Luke" (or "Wuke" if you can't say your "L" sound right). I think it's because he has a cousin named Luke but that's probably just a desperate mom grasping for straws. He walked up to this little boy and said "Hi Wuke! My name's Bailey Edward McGlothlan!" and then threw his arms around him and tried to give him a kiss...on the lips. Of course, little Wuke was horrified and while pleading with his eyes to his mom for help, he managed to extract himself from Bailey's clutches. But wait, there's more. During story time, Bailey kept inching closer and closer to Luke (I was trying not to intervene, just to let the teachers handle it)...suddenly with the "inside voice" he doesn't have, he goes "WUKE! CAN I SIT ON YOUR WAP?" What? No! There shall be NO lap sitting in preschool. I turned to Luke's mom and said "I'm just so sorry."

Of course, he was the only child in the class that couldn't sit still or be quiet for the 3 minutes they had circle time that day. When it came time to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" he leapt to his feet and said "I WILL SING THAT ONE!" and proceeded to belt it out at the top of his lungs. Mind you, Bailey got the Andres gene for singing talent...the one where you're always out of tune and you have no rhythm...so all of the parents (including his) burst out laughing, which only made him sing louder and have a very big, dramatic finish.

Of course, he gets all that dramatic flair from his dad. :)

The Daddy Store

2010-06-28T09:17:00.000-07:00

Yesterday Bailey and I were having lunch together. As we were eating, Mark was unloading some stuff we bought at Costco.

Bailey (3.5): Mommy, we didn't have a Daddy so we buyed one.
Mommy: We did? Where did we buy him from?
Bailey: The Daddy Store.
Mommy: The Daddy Store? How much did he cost?
Bailey (thinking long and hard): YOU, Mommy. YOU had to pay $5 for him.
Mommy: Five dollars? Wow, we got a good deal.
Bailey (holding up 10 fingers): Yes, trains are this many. Because they're bigger. And stronger.

Daddy wasn't sure what to think about this. My question more revolves around the fact that he came up with all this out of his crazy imagination. I love this kid.

Hugs

2010-06-07T09:18:00.001-07:00

This morning when I was getting ready to leave for work Bailey came over to give me a big hug and kiss. He said "have a good day, Mommy...I hope you get lots of hugs from your friends at work." Ah, thanks buddy!

The cops...again?!

2010-05-28T15:10:00.000-07:00

Bailey (3.5): Daddy, I run so fast I'm gonna get a ticket!

You want the what?!

2010-05-16T18:04:00.000-07:00

Yesterday after Bailey woke up from his nap I asked him what he wanted to watch. This is how it went:

Bailey (3 1/2): I want the damn show.
Mommy: You want the what?
Bailey: The DAMN one.
Mommy: ...
Bailey: You know, Mommy the damn movie.
Mommy (thinking Ama has some 'splainin' to do): ...
Bailey: The damn Thomas show, Mommy!

*Realization hits*

Mommy: Oh you want the Thomas show about the DAM?!
Bailey: YES, Mommy, the dam movie.
Mommy: The dam Thomas is in the van so we'll have to watch something else, okay?
Bailey: Okay, Mommy.

After last week's outburst of "When the police get here, yell 'POLICE!' and then hide...we always hide when the police come."...I'm starting to think we need to childproof the TV when Ama's in charge. :)

Bloggin' Slacker!

2010-05-10T15:18:00.000-07:00

I have been so lazy lately and haven't been blogging because I've gotten in the habit of posting the kids' antics as my status on Facebook. This probably isn't the best way to document memories in the long term sense. I promise to be a better blogger.

The kids are getting so big and they are changing so much each day. Bailey just gets more hysterical as the days go by. I don't know where he gets his dramatic flair but boy, is he dramatic! :) The other day I handed him a yogurt that he had asked for and he grabbed it and hugged it and petted it and said "oh yogurt! I've missed you *so* much! I'm *so* happy to see you! You're the best yogurt EVER!" Really? Hmmm.

Homemade lasagna...from Costco!

2010-01-28T16:07:00.001-08:00

We enjoyed Grandma's secret recipe lasagna (it's so good, they sell it at Costco) for dinner the other night...apparently Lewis enjoyed every little bit of it. Enjoy every little bit of this cuteness:

What do you think this is? A restaurant?

2010-01-14T10:24:00.001-08:00

The other night when I got home from work, Bailey was sitting up at the table eating his dinner.

Bailey: Mommy! I need something to drink.

Mommy: What would you like to drink, Bailey?

Bailey: Ummm...I don't know, let me check my menu (pretends to turn pages while perusing the menu)...oh yes, I'd like lemonade, please.

Mommy: I'm sorry, sir. All we have on our menu to drink is milk, chocolate milk, apple juice or water.

Bailey: Oh, thank you, sir. I'd like some apple juice, please.

Warning: Poop story ahead (but it's not gross, just funny)

2010-01-13T09:57:00.001-08:00

Last night before bedtime Bailey was laying on the floor reading a book about scoops and diggers (his current obsession). All of the sudden he jumps up and starts running toward the front door...he got about halfway through the dining room and stops and cocks his head and says "What's that noise? I just heard somepin!" Usually when he goes through this routine, the next step is to run full out to the front door and start barking, yes barking. Tonight though, when I said "What is it, Bailey? What did you hear?" He looks at me and says "oh nevermind, Mommy. It's just my poop comin." I said "what?" (because I couldn't possibly have heard correctly) and he said "that noise was just my poop comin." Like duh. I said "do you need to go upstairs and go poop?" and he looks at me like I'm an idiot and says "yes, Mommy. That sound was my poop coming."

Oh. My. Goodness.

Polka dots...

2009-12-22T09:55:00.001-08:00

Yesterday Bailey noticed the vast number of moles I have on my shoulder...he pointed and said "Mommy! Look at all these polka dots on here!" and then promptly stuck his finger in his mouth and while scrubbing my shoulder said "Don't worry, Mommy, I clean them off for you." Thanks, Buddy.

Time, where did you go?

2009-12-10T15:28:00.000-08:00

Okay, first of all, a public apology to all of my friends that I've given a hard time to about waiting months between blogs (except you, Melanie because you go YEARS between blogs)...it's been two months since my last blog (that sounded a little A.A.ish but you get the picture).

Today, I took Bailey to the doctor for his three year checkup. First thing...3 YEARS?! How did THAT happen? Secondly, when we were waiting (which is what you do at the doctor's office), Bailey said to me "I'm being a very good monkey, huh Mommy?" Patience isn't exactly his middle name (wonder where he gets that?) but he was doing pretty darn good. When the lady finally came to get us (only to have us wait in the small exam room for another hour without the distraction of a fish tank or other kids), he said to her "No pokes today, okay Lady?" He wanted to get that clear right at the very beginning. I promised him he wouldn't get any shots but Mommy's word only goes so far.

He was weighed (27 lbs) and measured (35 inches) and ended up in the 3rd percentile for his weight (meaning out of 100 three-year-olds, 97 would be bigger than him) and he's in the 10th percentile for his height. In the words of his pediatrican "well, he's on the chart, he's just barely holding on to the very bottom of it." There are no concerns about his development, "he's an overachiever" (he gets that from me). :)

Our boys are growing up and getting cuter every day...Christmas is going to be a blast this year...we can't wait!

My name's Bailey Edward...

2009-10-18T21:10:00.000-07:00

Everywhere we go, Bailey introduces himself to people. "Hi! My name's Bailey Edward!" Or when I come home from work, he runs to the door and says "Hi Mommy! It's Bailey Edward!" (and he'll also points out Lewis Patrick). Yesterday we went to Costco and when we were checking out, he said to the checker outer guy "My name's Bailey Edward!" and the guy says "I'm Peter." As we were leaving, Peter says "Bye, Bailey!" and Bailey says "Bye, Peterbilt!" Apparently his redneck roots run deep. :)

Old "U.S." Navy?

2009-08-27T14:13:00.000-07:00

I went shopping at Old Navy the other day and bought some clothes for the family. Mark, Grandma and I got some new t-shirts, Bailey got some new socks and shirts and Lewis got some new socks. I probably bought a totally of twenty items. Now let me get to the point of this: not one thing I bought was made in the USA. Our clothes were made in the following countries: Nicaragua, Sri Lanka, India, Korea, China, Honduras, Guatemala, and Japan. What?

Thanks Dora!

2009-08-21T10:43:00.000-07:00

Bailey is officially hooked on "Dora the Explorer"...LOVES that show. Here's a video I captured last night of him calling a dolphin from our living room. You can see the Sandy and Columbia Rivers from our house and thanks to Dora, he thinks dolphins live in every body of water. Watch until the end when he asks me to take his picture for the photo contest. Yes, a photo contest. Where does he come up with this stuff?

Happy Monday

2009-08-17T13:30:00.000-07:00

Mommy: Bailey, come give me a kiss...I have to go to work now.

Bailey (almost 3) holds my face gently in his hands: You a stinky worm.

Mommy: ...

Summer update

2009-08-05T19:55:00.000-07:00

Well, we went on the annual Andres family campout a couple weeks back...for the first time in 14 years, we got rained out! MAJOR bummer. I know all my faithful readers were anxiously awaiting whatever redneck stories might have transpired but sadly there really wasn't time for any good fodder. My sister-in-law took a great picture of Bailey learning out to pee in the woods...that's always a classic. Here are just a few recent pictures of the boys for your viewing pleasure!

Speechless...

2009-07-19T16:14:00.001-07:00

Just now, Bailey was kicking in his chair and making a mess with his lunch...

Mommy: Bailey, STOP.

Bailey (2 1/2): I'm making you crazy, Mommy.

Workin' man...

2009-07-18T20:32:00.000-07:00

Yesterday morning, Bailey was upstairs with Grandma when all of the sudden he comes down the stairs with an Igloo playmate cooler (why, oh why did Grandma have one in her bedroom, I have NO idea) and tells me:

"Gotta go, Mommy. I have work to do."

Swimming lessons!

2009-07-16T22:11:00.000-07:00

We started swimming lessons with the boys this week. On the way home the other night we stopped at an intersection next to the car wash we sometimes use. Bailey points at it and says "washing machine!" Sorta.

"Ama's Juice"

2009-07-05T15:37:00.000-07:00

Last night I was cooking dinner (yes, I do know how and yes, I do cook sometimes) and I had Bailey sitting up on the counter "helping" me. He looked over and saw a bottle of wine sitting on the counter and he said "that's Ama's juice...AMA! Need juice?" I couldn't help but laugh.

Money

2009-06-26T08:14:00.000-07:00

This morning Bailey (2 1/2) was walking around with Grandma's old insurance card. He held it up and said to her "Ama, it's my money." and then proceeded to swipe it just like he sees Mommy do. :)

"Aventure"

2009-06-14T16:21:00.000-07:00

Yesterday we took a family adventure (or "aventure" for those of you who speak two-year-old) to visit our dear, sweet friend Aunt Gabby where she works at a wildlife park called Northwest Trek. It was about a 2 1/2 hour drive through some of the most beautiful land in the Northwest. Here are a few pictures from our day. Enjoy!

Bailey meets his very first caterpillar! By the way, he didn't kill it.

Bailey did really good with walking on his own but got tuckered out a few times and had to bum a ride from Daddy.

Lewis on the other hand, rode in the lap of luxury the whole day. :)

We saw bison (not buffalo, as Aunt Gabby is fond of correcting us), elk, caribou, black-tailed deer, moose, mountain goats, big horn sheep, raccoon, eagles, owls, wolves, cougars (or "big cat" as Bailey reported it), trumpeter swan, ducks, Canada geese and other things I'm sure I've forgotten on our tram ride through the park with Aunt Gabby as our trusty tram driver.

The tram tour was great...but alas, it was too much for a little one who had had enough aventure for one day!

A Day in the Life...

2009-06-09T22:04:00.000-07:00

...today I had a meeting at the community college down the street so I just stopped at home really quick on my way in to the office in the afternoon. I knew it was naptime for everyone but I was here and wanted to stop in. When I came in the house, my first thought was "why does my house smell like poop?" I walked in the living room and Grandma wasn't down here so I went upstairs. I saw that our bedroom door was closed which meant Lewis was sleeping and then I turned and noticed that Bailey's door was open (not a good sign since he DEFINITELY should have been asleep). I saw his blankets in the hallway and him laying in his bed and I thought "oh no! He got sick!" I came into his room and saw Grandma kneeling on the floor scrubbing at the carpet. I asked if he had gotten sick and she said "no. He took his poopie diaper off." It doesn't matter how old you get, you'll NEVER forget that look and tone that your mom has that tells you "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! R-U-N!" Well, Grandma was ticked off in a major way. Bailey took one look at me and burst into tears "MOMMY! So happy to see you! Grandma spank." Ya think? And then he said "Mommy, get poop EVERYWHERE." Gross. Then I said "Gee. Look at the time! Gotta get to the office!"

This is a little video I took of him later in the day...right before this, he had wrinkled up his nose and said "NOSE!" and so I asked him what was wrong with his nose and he told me "GOT BOOGER IN NOSE, MOMMY." (btw, I'm using caps BECAUSE HE YELLS EVERYTHING THESE DAYS) I was trying to get him to say it again but he sniffed my foot instead...don't ask.

Two teeth!

2009-05-30T15:32:00.000-07:00

Lewis got his second tooth today...the first one came in last Sunday. We had to lower his crib to the next notch last night (watch the video and you'll see why!). He's so strong and eager to keep up with Bailey!

Learning to hold his own!

2009-05-29T08:40:00.001-07:00

You'd never guess by looking at Bailey and Lewis that they are 22 1/2 months apart in age. Some of the clothes they wear are the same size as each other. Lewis just turned 7 months last week but he's already learning what it takes to be the younger brother. :)

Articulation

2009-05-22T10:29:00.000-07:00

Daddy: Bailey, what do you want for lunch?
Bailey (2 1/2): Hmmm...(taps his chin with his finger)...TACO!
Daddy: You want a taco, Bailey?
Bailey: Yes, Daddy!

Daddy thinks to himself that starting a whole big batch of tacos from scratch all for Bailey (who probably won't eat it anyway), is not a good plan so he improvises. He cuts up a hot dog and throws it in a tortilla (quesadilla style) with some cheese and ketchup and serves it up for Bailey.

Bailey: Thank you, Daddy, for this delicious taco!

I am truly worried about my two-year-old having a massive vocabulary. In case there was any uncertainty about him outsmarting me by the age of 5...

He's on the move

2009-04-25T19:44:00.000-07:00

Lewis had his six-month check-up on Thursday...he weighed 19 lbs 7 oz and is 27 1/2 in long. He's in the 84-87 percentile (which means if he's in a group of 100 kids his age, he'll be taller and heavier than 84-87 of them). At 6 months and ever since, Bailey has been in the 10th percentile (if he was lucky!). Here's a little 2 minute video of Lewis figuring out how to make a break for it. The only time he really gets to work on his skills is when Bailey has gone to bed for the night! Lewis is definitely the night owl of the two. Lewis is working on getting his two bottom teeth in but he's still happy as can be. As I type, he's still rolling around on the floor trying to figure out how to scoot and saying "ma ma ma ma"! FINALLY, a kid who says "ma" first instead of "da". :)

Bedtime stalling 101

2009-04-17T20:07:00.000-07:00

So tonight about a half an hour after I put Bailey to bed, I hear the loud "ffffwwwaaannnnggg!" that can only be the sound of the spring-loaded door stop...then fake crying. Finally, I go upstairs and this is how the conversation unfolds:

Mommy: Bailey, why are you crying?
Bailey (2 1/2): Put something in nose, Mommy.
Mommy: You put something in your nose?
Bailey: Yes. (He then proceeds to tip his head back and flare his nostrils to give me the best view)
Mommy (turns on light and continues to look in said nostrils): What did you put in your nose?
Bailey (thinks long and hard): Put piece of salad in nose, Mommy.
Mommy: You put a piece of salad in your nose?
Bailey (nodding proudly at my ability to understand): Yes!
Mommy: When?
Bailey (thinking): hmmm...
Mommy: At lunch time?
Bailey (again smiling proudly): Yes! (proceeds to sneeze three times in a row)
Mommy: Well, I don't see any salad coming out so I think you're okay.
Bailey: Okay, 'night Mommy.

I tucked him in, said goodnight and came downstairs and relayed the conversation to Grandma and Daddy. Grandma (who was with him all day) says "Well, he didn't even have salad for lunch today so I'm not sure where the piece of salad came from."

Creative little turkey...

Growing every day!

2009-04-07T18:45:00.001-07:00

Here's a little video I took tonight...we've had a gorgeous couple of days here in Oregon! Lewis finally got to enjoy the outdoors (such is the plight of babies born in the winter in Oregon)...it's hard to believe that he's 5 1/2 months old already. I think time really does fly! Enjoy!

Bath time!

2009-03-23T22:24:00.001-07:00

This was a couple of weeks ago when the boys had their first bath together. As you can see, Lewis has his usual "brace for impact" face on. :)

It's hard to believe that Lewis is 5 months old today. Holy buckets the time flies! We had their pictures taken today and they turned out pretty cute (big surprise!)...we can't wait to share them! They'll be back in a couple of weeks.

Oh my goodness they are so cute!

2009-03-08T20:14:00.000-07:00

Here is a little video of the boys we took tonight...They are getting so big! Lewis is only a few inches shorter and a few pounds lighter than Bailey these days. Lewis *loves* his big brother...as you'll see in the video, Bailey can do just about anything to him and he just keeps on smiling! Enjoy! Oh, and by the way, Bailey got frustrated today and exclaimed "OH CRAP!" Whoops...gotta watch that language, Mommy. :)

4 months and growing stronger every day!

2009-02-21T20:15:00.000-08:00

I took Lewis in for his four month checkup this last Thursday. He weighs 16 lbs 5 oz and is 26"...that's about how big Bailey was at 6 months! I have a feeling that at this rate, Lewis will lap him in no time. Lewis has already grown out of many 6-9 month clothes because he's so long. He sure loves his big brother though! Today Bailey walked over to stand next to Grandma while she was holding Lewis and said "Hi baby Lewis!" and then proceeded to give him a full face lick. Lewis just grinned from ear to ear.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall...

2009-02-08T19:51:00.000-08:00

I've said dozens of times in the last two years how frightening it is how much Bailey is like me. He looks like me, acts like me and talks like me. Apparently, he got my patience too. Today we were heading to the Children's Museum via the Jack in the Box drive thru. I will say, they seemed to be taking a really long time but we were just waiting and chatting when all of the sudden from the backseat I hear Bailey yell "COME ON!! FRENCH FRIES!!" Okay. Give the boy some french fries already. What'dya gotta do, grow the potatoes? Oi.

Are you kidding me?

2009-01-30T18:35:00.000-08:00

Tonight I may have discovered the reason Bailey hasn't sleep worth garbage lately:

Grandma: Boy, Bailey sure loves to eat coffee beans.
Mommy: What?! NO FREAKING WONDER HE DOESN'T SLEEP.
Grandma (laughing because she doesn't work the night shift): Well, it's not that often. Just once in a while.

OMG.

Toddler bed blog #2

2009-01-19T13:15:00.000-08:00

This is how I found him last night. After I almost cracked him in the head with the door...

Toddler bed blog #1

2009-01-10T17:57:00.001-08:00

So about a week ago, Bailey finally climbed (and fell) out of his crib for the first time. Don't worry, he's fine. We had gotten him a fire truck toddler bed from some friends about a month ago but we hadn't really committed to getting him to sleep in it. We set it up in his room and hoped that the novelty would eventually wear off and he would just decide to sleep in it. Yeah, right. Well, once he had figured out that he could get out of his crib (even if he had a bump on the head to go with it), I knew that the crib days were history. The other night, I went in to check on him before I went to bed and this is what I found:

If you notice, his diaper and pajamas are wrapped around one leg because he couldn't quite get out of them completely. When I found him, he was totally passed out...he didn't even stir when I turned him over (after running to get Grandma, Daddy and the camera) to put everything back on. I was just grateful that there was no poop involved. Whew! Dodged that bullet for another day!

Lions, Elephants, Bears Oh My!!!

2008-12-31T21:09:00.001-08:00

So Mary and Faye left us boys alone to fend for ourselves due to the cabin fever being on the verge of inducing hallucinations and erratic behavior.

That said this is one of the lovely results of leaving me alone with my boys. SMILE LEWIS! :-)

Of course, as soon as Bailey saw the camera was out, he was posing, smiling, and waiting for his picture to be taken. The little ham couldn't let his brother have a picture taken and he miss out on the fun! :-)

Christmas Morning...

2008-12-25T18:19:00.000-08:00

...well, we've been snowed in for the last 5-6 days now and it's been a little crazy. Fortunately, we had done a little shopping for Bailey a couple of weeks ago (normally, I'm totally a last minute shopper!)...so we had gifts for him to open...take a look! Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas! xoxo

Arctic Blast '08-Part 2

2008-12-22T11:12:00.001-08:00

Well, we've been snowed in now for about 4 days. I've never been snowed in this long in my life! Here are a couple of pictures I've taken since we've been trapped. This first one is our driveway...the others are our neighbors' driveways with drifts about 7 feet high. Crazy Troutdale wind has been blowing like crazy...about 25-30 mph sustained with 40-50 mph gusts! The last picture is Bailey having a "snack" of a bowl of snow...hey! he asked for it!

Dare I say...he's sleeping through the night?!

2008-12-21T10:09:00.000-08:00

Lewis has been consistently sleeping at least 7-8 hours each night. I hate to even say it out loud because I don't want to jinx it but...

And he's just cute to boot! :)

Vintage Bailey & Grandma conversation...

2008-12-19T12:35:00.000-08:00

We've been snowed in for the last several days...it's really annoying just in general but particularly frustrating for a very active 2 year old. On Wednesday, Grandma was changing Bailey's poopie diaper (potty training is hit-and-miss...it was obviously a "miss" on this day) and this is what she had to say to him about it: "STINKY, Bailey! This diaper stinks so bad, I don't think Santa is going to come." Nice. I hope this helps many of you understand why I'm such a unique individual.

This morning I overheard this exchange between Bailey and Grandma:

"Bailey! Where are you going with my 'mote (that's what he calls the TV remote)?!"

slam, slam, BEEP!

"Um, Grandma...he just put your 'mote in the washing machine...and turned it on." (my contribution to the chaos)

"BAILEY!!!!"

Arctic Blast 2008

2008-12-14T11:32:00.001-08:00

Yes, that's what they call it in Portland when we get an inch of snow...supposedly we're supposed to get up to 3 inches today...the freeways are already shut down (I'm not even joking)...so basically, we're snowed in. What a hoot! Bailey wanted to go outside this morning so I bundled him up in whatever we could find (we don't exactly own snow clothes here) and took him outside. He thought the deck was a mess and it needed to be cleaned up. As soon as I dislodged his frozen broom, he started sweeping all the snow off the deck.

What fun!

2008-12-09T20:43:00.000-08:00

Tonight we took Bailey to see the zoo lights and ride the zoo train. What a fantastic moment in Mommyhood! He was so excited to see all the lights and the choo-choo train. He wasn't too sure what to think when we got on the train and it started off. His eyes were as big as saucers and he was just taking everything in. He's so smart and expressive (gee, wonder where he gets that?!) so anytime we experience something for the first time, everyone has as much fun as he does. He had his two-year-old checkup today at the doctor. He only weighs 23 lbs and he's 32" tall. He's in the 5th percentile for weight and the 8th percentile for height. In the pediatrician's words "he's a little guy". But he's way ahead of the curve developmentally and the doctor was very impressed with his language abilities (again, where did he come by THAT?!).

All in all, he's doing great and loves his baby brother. He got a new toddler bed yesterday so I'm sure there will be fun fiasco stories to post about this new adventure!

Happy Birthday, Bailey!

2008-12-07T09:28:00.000-08:00

Bailey *loves* (and I mean *LOVES*) Thomas the Train. We bought him this (click on the word "this" for a link to the website) Thomas play table for his birthday. He has seen it a few times at Toys R Us and we could hardly pull him away. Here is a video from this morning of him seeing his present for the first time. His party is this afternoon so I'm sure we'll have at least one more post today...stay tuned!

It's birthday week!

2008-12-02T16:50:00.001-08:00

Last night we invited all of Bailey's grandparents over for a little birthday party for Bailey. Grandma Nancy was in town for a few days so we were especially excited that she was able to join us. As you can see from the pictures, Lewis is growing like crazy. He woke up on Sunday morning like "Oh! This is what you dragged me out here for!" and has been smiling and very alert all of the sudden. It's pretty cute. Enjoy!

Grandma Nancy

Marty's mom isn't so good with geography...

2008-11-28T15:07:00.000-08:00

We watch "Wheel of Fortune" every night. I have to admit, I love that show. It's my mission in life to get on there some day. For the last few weeks, they've been doing the show in Hawaii. The other night, they had finished up their Hawaii shows and were back at the regular set in L.A. This is a direct quote from Faye: "Oh! They must be back in the United States." Yep.

It's a good thing she's such a great Grandma! :) Here are some new photos! Enjoy!

Grandma pulling double duty (one escaped in the second photo):

Bailey can already use the computer better than Grandma!

New pictures

2008-11-23T10:04:00.000-08:00

Since this is the only reason you're here, I'll be accommodating! :) Things are going well with Lewis...he thinks if he's awake, he should be eating. Every ounce he drinks goes straight to his cheeks! He's growing so fast-he's about the same size Bailey was at 3 months! They look quite a bit alike too but it's already clear they will have quite different personalities! Lewis likes to just sit back and observe while Bailey goes through life at 100 mph! Lewis also has a lightening quick temper while Bailey is much more laid back and kind of puts up with whatever. Bailey is still getting used to the baby...he likes the baby but he's definitely not too keen on the idea of someone else being the center of attention!

Lewis (4 weeks):

Bailey (5 weeks):

Smiling for the camera!

Checking on brother...

A turtle and a pumpkin...

2008-11-01T09:50:00.000-07:00

...sounds like the beginning of a bad joke! We went to Auntie Erika's house last night for a little Halloween fun. Lewis slept through the whole thing and Bailey was happy just handing out candy (in a "one for you, one for me" way) to the kids that came trick-or-treating. It was sketchy at first because the first time he went to the door, he looked through the window and saw a vampire the same size as him and stopped in his tracks and ran back and threw himself into me. After that, he was good...no more midget vampires. :)

The Real Reason You're Here...

2008-10-29T19:54:00.000-07:00

Everything has been going really well so far. Lewis is doing great and growing big and strong. I decided to give breastfeeding the boot so he's been eating really well and Mommy and Daddy can take the night shifts. Bailey isn't so sure about him quite yet...he likes to check in on him alot-I think he's realized that Lewis isn't leaving anytime soon. He likes to give lots of kisses but he also likes to steal Lewis's binky out of his mouth as often as possible...let the games begin! :) Here is a new picture:

He's here!

2008-10-24T07:11:00.001-07:00

Lewis Patrick McGlothlan arrived on October 23 at 2:17 p.m. He weighed 7lbs 14oz and was 20 1/2 inches long. He and Mommy are both doing great! Here are a few photos...check out all his blond hair! :)

Baby Lewis update

2008-10-15T18:21:00.000-07:00

So, I went to the doctor today and she says everything is progressing nicely and that if I don't go into labor on my own, she will induce me next Thursday morning (October 23). We are so excited to meet our new little man and I am *way* ready to be done with this pregnancy. I'm happy that it might be the 23rd because that's the birthday of our very dear friend Karl Mahns. Karl passed away in June and has left a huge hole in our lives. We would be thrilled to be honoring both Karl and my other 2nd dad, Lou, by welcoming baby Lewis on Karl's birthday. We will keep you posted, of course but be sure to check back around the 23rd for pictures of Lewis Patrick. Our love to you all!

They just come this way...

2008-10-10T19:10:00.002-07:00

...today, I asked Bailey if he was stinky. He pointed at the dog and said "Sasha". How do boys learn to blame "it" on the dog?!

Guys will be Guys

2008-10-05T11:13:00.000-07:00

K, so Bailey just attained a new level of appreciation for sports. Below is his picture of him watching the Seattle Nwe york game today. He of course was telling the running back to "go, go" in an attempt to help them. Check out how engrossed he was with the game! Seriously, we have a fan waiting in the wings. :-)

New boy tricks...

2008-09-21T14:50:00.000-07:00

So far today, Bailey has demonstrated two new boy skills: using his toy hammer like a gun and pointing it at us saying "bang! bang!" (what?!) and picking his nose. Not just resting his finger in his nose like he sometimes has in the past but like for real, digging-for-gold nose picking. Awesome.

What can I say?

2008-09-06T09:21:00.000-07:00

There's nothing that needs to be said to explain these pictures...it was definitely a "try-not-to-laugh-but-hurry!-grab-the-camera" moment.

Boys will be boys...

2008-08-27T19:09:00.000-07:00

The other night I came home from work and Bailey was using his hairbrush as a broom and sweeping the kitchen floor (somehow that was not out of the ordinary at our house). I went in the living room and he came in waving his hairbrush saying "clean! clean!" or I thought he was saying "clean". Pretty soon he was moving it like a toothbrush and I realized he was saying "teeth! teeth!" I smiled and looked away and the next thing I hear is the hairbrush/broom/toothbrush clanking in the dog dish. He promptly came back and showed me how he was brushing his teeth with the hairbrush/broom dipped in dog water. What "clean" "teeth" he had!

Berry pickin'...

2008-08-10T16:54:00.000-07:00

Today, Bailey went on a walk with Grandma and apparently, they found a blackberry patch...and some pretty flowers for Mommy.

Overheard yesterday...

2008-07-26T21:09:00.000-07:00

Grandma: "NO!! Bailey, get out of there!"
Toilet lid slamming
Grandma: "ARGH! Wash your hands!"

Best parenthood moment...

2008-07-06T18:47:00.001-07:00

Last night my baby laughed until he cried. That was the best thing ever.

What a difference a year can make!

2008-06-28T11:12:00.000-07:00

Here is a picture of Bailey in his pool last summer and one from just the other day. His head is about the same size (thank God) but the rest of him has grown so much!

By the way, the picture looks all blurry because Bailey got a hold of the camera with his grubby little mits and figured out the the shutter "protector" will open by force. Ugh.

It's a...

2008-06-10T20:24:00.000-07:00

...nother boy! We might name him Clyde...or Drexler...we haven't decided yet.

Upgrade from Teddy Bear?

2008-06-10T10:41:00.000-07:00

According to Disney an upgrade from a Teddy Bear would be Mickey Mouse or some other creation of theirs.

Bailey of course has found out it is fun to play with this "life size" Mickey Mouse. One of his favorite things to do is put Mickey on the ground and pummel him with his body. He laughs and laughs while he "plays" with Mickey.

Really this entire post is to put up an adorable photo of our Munchkin, their will likely be a second post today as well... Wait patiently for it! :-) Were super excited for our news later today!

Redneck Tie/Hat Rack

2008-05-26T19:23:00.001-07:00

'nough said.

Best Friends...

2008-05-09T18:11:00.003-07:00

...are what make the world a great place. I really like this one of mine in particular...and I don't even hate her for looking better in a bikini six-months pregnant than I ever have or will. Love you, EJoy!

Evangelism at its finest...

2008-05-01T22:21:00.000-07:00

Today I saw a church sign that said "Jesus is the boss of you." Really? That's the best evangelical marketing tactic you could come up with? Usually this same church has things like "Do you know Jesus? If not, get ready to spend eternity in hell." or something really encouraging like "Jesus won't help you if you don't repent." Gag me. Maybe I've put way too much stock in the whole concept of grace but last I checked, God's love wasn't contingent on anything. But, hey, what do I know? What with my master's degree in Religion and all that.

A pumpkin for Halloween...

2008-04-15T17:20:00.000-07:00

We're having a baby! As many of you know, after suffering a miscarriage it can be nerve-racking to get pregnant again and worry even more that something is going to go haywire! We've somehow managed to hold out on our big news for the last 12 weeks but with a second healthy ultrasound this afternoon, we (the "me" part of we) have decided it's time to break the news! We're thrilled, of course, still a little scared but excited to have another little munchkin to keep us on our toes. But seriously, I'm due on Halloween...kinda creepy if you ask me! :)

Theology...

2008-04-03T21:11:00.000-07:00

Today a friend of mine told me about someone that she knew who had just gotten home from a two-week-long mission trip. This was the lesson she brought back with her:

"One thing I learned on this mission trip is that pissing contests can get real messy."

There. You. Have. It.

As promised...

2008-03-29T21:26:00.000-07:00

Okay, so this is EVERY day (like 3 times a day because he can't get around if we don't clean it up during every nap)...not just a once in a while thing...God love him! :)

Mischief!

2008-03-28T21:18:00.000-07:00

Can't you tell by the gleam in his eye how mischievious he is?? Everyone at our house has been sick this week and the poor little man just doesn't feel good but (for those of you who don't know Bailey very well) he's not the type to just snuggle and hang out when he's sick. He gets even more off the hook. It's like he doesn't know what to do so he just does the usual only louder and more destructively. Tomorrow I'll post a picture of what the house looks like about 2 hours after Bailey wakes up in the morning. In the meantime...

My First Happy Meal

2008-03-13T21:13:00.000-07:00

OH! My little punkin' is growing up so quickly! Last night he had his first Happy Meal...okay, mostly he had ketchup but he had a few fries and a couple of chicken nuggets and he ate lots of ketchup and wore lots of ketchup! Here's a picture and a couple short videos with the camera phone that only records for 15 seconds and 15 seconds just isn't long enough to capture all that cute.

Talk about having a monkey on your back...

2008-02-18T16:30:00.000-08:00

Okay so most of you know that we affectionately refer to Bailey as our monkey. However, in this case it's attached to him. He was thoroughly enjoying having his monkey running around with him as shown in these photos...

His Royal Cuteness...

2008-02-04T22:01:00.000-08:00

Bailey *loves* his tractors. And his airplanes. And his blocks. And his dog. I don't think I'll ever get used to how cute he is or cease to be surprised by how smart he is. He started saying "door" this week. What one-year-old says "door" before alot of other words? I caught him trying to blow his nose the other day. He thinks it's hilarious when people blow their nose and yet he scowls like crazy if you burp. I know, right? Mr. Manners!

Yesterday when we were watching the Giants kick some Patriot trash, Bailey was upstairs in the bathtub during the last 2 minutes (the most exciting part of the game, I might add!). He heard Mom and I downstairs yelling "Go! Go!" and he was trying to get out of the bathtub and was telling Daddy "Do! Do!" (he hasn't quite gotten the "g" sound yet...). He couldn't wait to get downstairs to see what Mommy and Grandma were yelling and carrying on about. What a sweet baby! And a born sports fan! Yahoo! :)

We eat fancy.

2008-01-17T21:45:00.000-08:00

Today, I came home from work to discover that Bailey learned how to say "cracka". Maybe I should keep a closer eye on what Grandma's feeding him...maybe he's so little because all he gets is a cracka and water once in a while.

Thank Heaven for little boys...

2008-01-11T16:56:00.001-08:00

"Bailey, show Mommy where your nose is..."

The Rednecks Strike Again...

2007-12-26T21:41:00.000-08:00

Got another redneck game..."Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be a Redneck If..." board game.

Mom, Mark & I played it tonight. Guess who lost? Mark. I told him there was nothin' but pride in losin' a game like this. The "object" of the game is to be the first to "collect" a flyswatter (a.k.a. a cast iron skillet, newspaper, etc), a "recliner" (a.k.a a lounging lawn chair), some beef jerky, a satellite dish, a hound and a t.v. (from the flea market) and make it back to your trailer. You do this by correctly identifying the "right" finish to a "you might be a redneck if..." statement. I was sort of excited at first because I thought it would be similar to Balderdash where you get to make up your own (trust me, I'm *great* at making crap up) but then I discovered that Jeff Foxworthy did all the hard work and gave you multiple choice options. Needless to say, when I got the question about what heaven looks like to a redneck, everyone knew the answer was Daytona Beach, FL. duh.

I ended up winning but my mama, she was hot on my tail. Oh, and as a result of a bad flip of a coin, we had to call Mark "Vern" the whole game. Poor Vern.

Are YOU smarter than a 5th grader?

2007-12-24T11:15:00.000-08:00

The Christmas festivities began at our house this morning with Mark, Grandma Faye and I playing the "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" board game. Here's how it went:

Mary (asking Faye a 4th grade science question): "Which of the following is the best conductor of electricity: silver, rubber or wood?" Oh man, this oughta be good.

Faye: "Well...I know that when you put a stick on an electric fence and then grab on to someone else, they get the jolt. And when you're in your car with rubber tires, lightning can't gitcha."

Mary (between peeing my pants and wiping away the tears): "Mom, this is for $300,000. If you don't know, you can drop out of school with $175,000."

Faye: "I'm saying wood."

Mary: "Um, no. It's silver. They don't make electric wires out of wood, do they?"

Faye: "Well, no but they make telephone poles out of wood."

Thanks, Mom for your wisdom.

Following that question, Mark got this 5th grade science question (which was pretty much child's play for him): What element is a diamond made out of? Mom perks up and says "OHH! I know it!" Mark promptly says "carbon". Mom goes "No, it's coal." Ahhhh, yes. Coal, one of the lesser known elements on the periodic table.

Oh man, this game is going to be fun.

Merry Christmas! :)

Musical Toilets

2007-12-21T08:19:00.000-08:00

Yes, I said "musical toilets". That's what we've been playing at our house this week. First wave: Bailey and Mark. Second wave: Grandma Faye and Mary (who both also had a cold, btw). I took Bailey to the doctor and Dr. Gyerko said "he has gastroenteritis". It must have been the deer in the headlights look in my eye because he quickly followed that up with "he has the stomach flu". Whew. Poor little Punkin...he had lost over a pound since his one year check up the week before. By far the most stressful part of the parenting gig so far.

Everyone's on the mend now though, which is great. I don't know that I've ever been so thankful for two bathrooms in my whole life.

Bathtime

2007-12-10T22:44:00.000-08:00

Hey All,

Most of you know that Bailey loves bath time. Well one of his birthday presents was a bunch of rubber ducky's. We used them for the first time tonight and below is the result of that endevour. As Mary pointed out first present he laughed out loud for.

Enjoy the sound of laughter. :-)

This was the high point of the day and we'll tell you about the rest of the day when we actually get to the next one.

:-)

Happy (almost) 1st Birthday, Bailey!

2007-12-04T21:52:00.000-08:00

Oh man! Look how much he's changed in just 12 short months...

Coming home from the hospital:

Such a little man!

I heart hunting season!

2007-11-27T16:19:00.000-08:00

Usually when I was a kid, deer hunting season opened on my birthday (December 15) so being the good rednecks we are, we went hunting. Even as a little girl, I can remember tromping through the snow scouting our next meal. My brothers probably remember it as them dragging or carrying me whining through the forest trying to shoosh me so I didn't scare off the deer but I'm sure I was quiet as a church mouse and if I spoke it was to help give them directions so we didn't get lost...yes, I'm quite sure that's how it went. :) Here's a great picture of my brother Marty and his boys (Josh-17 and Cody-10) with Marty's deer this year. Not bad for an old guy! Click here for Cody's best quote ever.

Aloha!

2007-11-15T19:27:00.000-08:00

I'm in sunny Honolulu and enjoying every minute! At the airport on the way here, I stopped at Wendy's and ordered "The Baconater, no onions"...what I got? A baconater with no bacon and extra onions...

Standing up can be hard on the Knees

2007-11-08T20:52:00.000-08:00

Okay so Bailey is developing so fast!!!

All of us were at home last night when Bailey stood up for the first time without using help. I just heard from Mary that he did it again this morning! So now he's not only been walking for over a month now and it is a day under a month from his 1 yr old birthday he now can stand up from a sitting position without using help by grabbing something. He really is amazing and is so much fun to play with.

As an aside the best thing so far is he is happy and very expressive. He started scowling a couple of weeks ago and seriously, I mean seriously, his scowl is beyond adorable. He scowls with his eyebrows and his lips, seriously cute.

Okay you all know that Mary and I can go on and on, for any given day at how overjoyed we are at having Bailey in our lives. I look forward to adding more in the near future when I get so much time with him all to myself! :-) Especially with his awesome sleepy faces and incredible bed head.

Stupid computers...

2007-11-06T08:16:00.001-08:00

For some reason, when you try to comment on my blog, it sort of tweaks out. Many of you have reported this problem. Just for the record, it's not me secretly forbidding you not to leave a comment (in fact, it's a bright spot in my day when someone leaves a comment because then I know at least one person is reading my blog!). When the box pops up and asks you if you want to display the nonsecure items, say YES. If you click to leave a comment and it freaks out and doesn't give you that box, close the comment thing and click it again.

Who would've ever thought in a million years, I'd be giving computer advice? Hmmm...

Chili "Cheese" Nachos Bell Grande

2007-11-03T16:11:00.000-07:00

The other day we ate Taco Bell and I ordered the Chili Cheese Nachos Bell Grande minus tomatoes (in the drive through, of course) and when I sat down to eat it at home, they had forgotten the cheese...but they left the tomatoes on, which was nice of them.

Happy 1st Halloween, Bailey!

2007-11-03T11:43:00.000-07:00

Bailey trick-or-treated to Auntie Erika's house on Halloween...so did Mommy & Grandma but they got grown up treats called "margaritas"... :)

Check this guy out...

2007-10-25T06:59:00.000-07:00

Don't you just want to squeeze him??!

Or how about this one?

Or how about Baby McSteamy?

Parenting 101

2007-10-16T14:50:00.000-07:00

Today, I handed Bailey my bottle of Vicodin because it made a cool noise when he shook it. At one point I looked at him and said to Mark, "Hmm...probably not a good idea to let your 10-month-old walk around (literally) with a bottle of pills..."

P.S. He's going to be a chicken for Halloween...

At home and doing okay...

2007-10-13T10:32:00.001-07:00

Well, yesterday was the worst day but everything went okay. Mark & I are doing alright. I don't know that we'll ever be the same again because something like this changes who you are but we're getting used to the situation, I suppose. During this procedure they gave me drugs through my I.V., for which I was grateful but it won't come as a shock to anyone who knows me that apparently (according to my nurse), I carried on a running commentary throughout the whole thing. I have no recollection of any of it but apparently I talked about Christmas and burst out in hysterical laughter when my doctor mentioned that she had a grandson. I guess I laughed out loud and told her she was definitely not old enough to have a grandbaby and then I just stopped laughing and conked out. What a crack up. I told the nurse later that I don't have much of a filter anyway, let alone giving me drugs and wiping out the filter all together. They're lucky it wasn't worse than all that. I decided it was okay to laugh because that's the gift God has given me to heal.

Thanks to everyone for your emails, cards, phone calls, visits, flowers and words of encouragement. You'll never know how deeply you've touched us and how loved we feel.

Warning: Sad blog ahead

2007-10-10T15:08:00.001-07:00

Yesterday was a no-good-very-bad day...to put it mildly. Mark and I were so excited that we had our first OB appointment for our new baby; he didn't go with me to my first appointment with Bailey so this was particularly exciting for him. I knew that my doctor would do a vaginal ultrasound (dear God, my first experience with that is a funny story for another blog) so we could get the best view of the baby. It started out just fine and I made sure to first find out that there was only one baby in there (people think it's funny to tease you about having twins but it really is a little scary). She said that everything looked really normal except that she was having a problem finding the heartbeat. She pointed to where it should be and said "it should be fluttering right here". She took us down the hall to the "good" ultrasound machine and said she just wanted to be sure. With this ultrasound machine, it uses doppler (which I thought was only for the weatherman) to detect bloodflow. We could clearly see the bloodflowing all around the baby, just not in it. When the guy said "Guys, I'm so sorry, there's just no heartbeat." I was devastated. All I could think was "but this was supposed to be a happy day! This is not supposed to be happening." We cried and cried, of course. Then all I could think was "Get me home to Bailey."

We love our son so much and we were *so* excited for this baby. I know that God secretly prepares us sometimes for things that we don't know about or understand and for things we can't get our minds around. This was one of those times. I think that in my heart of hearts, I knew something wasn't right with this pregnancy from the beginning but decided that I was just being paranoid and silly. As my surrogate dad Lou told us yesterday, "Sometimes when a baby gets to a certain developmental state where the genetics won't support life long, nature stops the process... I guess God does.... we will always love this baby, as will you." That touched my heart more than anything.

In God's secret preparation of my heart, I had a conversation the other day with a friend at work about people who go through miscarriages without telling anyone. I said to her: "I can't imagine ever going through the pain and trauma of that without my family and friends to support us." I have the best family and friends out there. Some friends of ours sent us flowerst today and simply said "Thinking of You." The best part, they are Gerber daisies which are the happiest flowers out there. We are happy because we know that our baby is perfect and happy in Heaven with Jesus.

Baseball

2007-10-02T15:58:00.000-07:00

Okay so while I have never been very good at the game of baseball I have always loved it. Thankfully Gramps, and Myra in their latest escapades across the country they have gotten a toy Bailey loves.

It's this super cute bear with the Chicago Cubs emblem on it. Of course being a correct NW baseball fan I keep informing Bailey about the correct way of the way to sing the song, which if you squeeze the bear it sings, "Take me Out to the Ball Game".

I thoroughly enjoy singing "so root, root for the Mar- in- ers." Rather than "home team" because we will be going to baseball games together soon enough! Like when he was still in Mary's tummy!

here's the photo of him appreciating this necessary piece of his indoctrination.

Finally!

2007-09-28T19:07:00.000-07:00

After more than 11 years of living in Portland, I woke up this morning and realized that I was really looking forward to the rain. Weird.

She's having a...

2007-09-11T19:12:00.000-07:00

B-A-B-Y

May 18, 2008 (and not a minute later)

Bailey is stoked to be a big brother...

Clowns...

2007-09-04T18:02:00.000-07:00

are pretty scary. Today, I saw a clown in the passenger side of a van talking on a cell phone. That wasn't scary. That was crazy.

Leave a comment about your experience and thoughts on the clown subject...

Feeding babies...

2007-08-31T17:05:00.000-07:00

...lemons never ceases to be hilarious. Poor sweet little Bailey, he just kept going back for more and Mommy and Grandma just kept giving it to him and laughing hysterically. Even other people in Red Robin were partaking in the entertainment...